this is just a fooling around picture at OUG. after dinner with Raymond, Wennis, Venesy and Nikram..hahah, after we took this picture, his head fell off..haha..i had to make a run for tt.

ok the picture BELOW:

that's me with the patient that i was cleaning. the lady who says im SUPER pretty! haha..i love her for that! lol

this is a super pranks la....we medical students hate our school..haha


now they say that doctors never really do nurses job. and some people can ask what are the difference b/w a doctor and a nurse.

well let me tell you all the peepz out there in the world that doctors and nurses they have their very own distinct jobs. and for 2 days, i got the feeling to be a nurse. and damn, i say their job is a really tough one and not at all easy as it seems.

We went to Seremban hospital last week for our nursing week. it started off easy like talking to patients, creating a rapport or whatever shit crap we are trained to do when we deal with patients. I obviously cant do anything about talking to patients with the standard of malay that i have. i mean hell! i can count the no. of malay words i know with my fingers! but i think the patients find it amusing when i try my very best to talk in wad pathetic malay knowleadge i have. like "apa kabar?" that kind of crap.

well, my frens and i were allocated ward 6a which is the Female Medical Ward, as in Internal Medicine. So you get to see the consultant, MO and houseman making their rounds. And obviously, like good medical students, we ran about the hospital going through over very own tour like to the MORTUARY!!.. the nurses refused to let us visit. so we all secretly sneaked out on our own.

unfortunately we were unable to catch the post mort. cuz there were no bodies. but my other group of frens who went the later days managed to cant the entire autopsy! which is like so totally freaking cool!!..

but hey i got own fair share of fun too.

well anw, then we went to ward 6b, and guess wad!!! i saw a really HOT LOOKING MO!!....arh.. Jane and i were like kept walking over the 6b becuz our ward was next to it (6a) and i think he knows that we are talking about him!..

cuz everytime we were in the ward, we were like talking ( pretty loudly) "where is he ar?", "i think he damn cute la!", "i hope he is not married yet!" She and i were walking past him so MANY times just to check if he had a ring on his finger or not. but then again, i dun think we can find out anything about it cuz as GOOD doctors, its best not to wear any thing on the hands esp. hygiene purpose.

well anw, the next day we went back. and for the 1st time in my life ive see so many old saggy boobies and mons pubis (pubic hair) including the vagina. oh dear god! well, it all started out when, Xandra asked one of the nurse that we should do something in the ward, cuz the next day the Sister in charge of us was on MC hence, there was no one there to tell us wad to do. so one of the sisters let us bed bath one of the patients.

the patient we got was on bed 29. she was an elderly, diagnosed of stroke( or what the daughter said to us) chinese. and was surviving on feeding tubes thru her nasal cavity or i dunno wad la. but anyhow. she was a nice old fragile little old lady. Kriyu, his half jap half chinese and Me, im a half burmese half chinese. our command of chinese and malay were not even close to a HALF. so obviously we got help from Xandra and Jane, who fortunately were PURE chinese. and Nikram who came in last min as PURE indian...but more like a coconut ( brown on the outside but white in the inside!) we managed to soap her face and upper limbs with kriyu doing the face part cuz it was the least invasive of privacy. he was like...erm.....super...gay la..i mean he dare not touch her face or anything...he was like giving her a facial and not cleaning up...

and OH!...before i go further....

the old lady kept pointing to me and mumbling "hao lang" so many times...then i asked her daughter what she means? i mean have i offended her in anyway? the daughter explained to me and said "hao lang" means PRETTY in canton!..mauHahAHHA...see im so pretty! even my patient says so!!..

haha
she made my day....

anw....

that was before this.!

the wiping the breast and armpits was still cool...
then it came to the GROIN!..ok she was wearing an adult diapers. so yeah ALL Of us..i meant ALL Of us was like..."DEAR GOD!! OH DEAR GOD!!"

Xandra meaning the more clear-headed one was like asking Jane, "Jane go get MASK!!! NOW!!"
the smell......hmm....smelt like shit. i mean literallty shit. S.H.I.T! so then, we were all dressed in gloves, protective sheet and MASK!! to clean up as old lady.

when we were all geared up, no one wanted to clean the vagina and anal part. Kriyu only "all so gentlemanly" opened the diapers for us.

so Jane and I "graciously" took a THIN!..i repeat a THIN sheet of alcoholed gauze and started wiping. i had to dug my fingers into the anal to dig f**king shit out man! and clean her vaginal and mon pubis area.

dear god!
hai~
but we made it all in all...

we pulled thru!


yeah..
future doctors.....we aint gonna do any more nursing stuffs man...just leave it to the professionals.!

*SALUTE to SISTERS*